I'm sorry.

I don't know how it happened.

I set the time right..... the same as the tv guide station, to the second. I checked am and pm...... I programmed the channels and times and triple checked them. I did everything right.

Your VCR hates me.

It's not like I didn't want to watch Friends, and CSI, and whatever else was on. It's not as though I forgot. It's not as though I didn't write it down in my notebook, right under "discover the meaning of life."

So I'm sorry. I tried. My sense of failure is overwhelming. I'm going to bed.