Sooo...... I accidentally stabbed myself with my own fingernail, and the wound was infected the next morning. This tells me one of two things.

My hands were dirty......

Or the more likely answer. I am the lost X-man/woman, Hydrophobia. All those I scratch, bite, or slobber on die quickly and terribly from rabies.

So stay back. I'm dangerous through no fault of my own.
My DNA has betrayed me.