Clark: I can't believe that, that's terrible!!
Me: This is not good at all.
NO!!! OH NO!!!
K.i.l.l Him!!!
Catch that Saskatchefaggot!!
KIIIIIILLLLLLLL HIIIIIIMMMMMMM!!! D.A.M.M.I.T!!
Oh wait..... hold on....
NOOO!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!!
Beeping Beep piece of Beep
How could this happen? This never happens......
Oh here they go......
AAAAAHHHH!!! OH NO!!!! URRRRRRGGGH!!
What? do you think that helps?
I don't know. I can't help it.
Beep you saskatchefaggots.
What else is on?

Watching the game. I'm so sad.